List of unused title captions

Included as an Easter egg on volume three, disc one.

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  Lick screen for "surprise"
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  A wholly owned subsidiary of Top Ramen Noodle Corp.
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  The proud result of prison labor
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  Entertainment for geniuses
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  Less dumb than other shows
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  This space for rent
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  Watch harder
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  Press refrigerator magnet to screen to send Fry to crazy rainbow land
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  Dear god, I'm stuck on the bottom of the TV screen
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  Please do not read this
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  The proceeding recorded in "happy-happy fun-time"
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  Do not whack with a stick
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  It sure beats workin'
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  Federal law prohibits changing the channel
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  Filmed in television™
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  Last known transmission of the Mars polar lander
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  Now available without prescription
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  No humans were abducted by aliens in the making of this episode
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  Now hiring Gorns and Tribbles
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  Contains the comedy energy of three rubber chickens
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  A proud sponsor of special relativity
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  By appointment to his Galactic Majesty Zang the Cruel
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  Help! Matt Groening is really an alien monster-- Arrggh!
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  Based on the comic stylings of Ishigo Futurama
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  Based on the comic stylings of a Denebian talking mold
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  Designed especially for the human brain
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  Wow! Look at the pretty colors!
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  I like this show! Do you?
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  The guy with the orange hair is named "Fry"
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  Found whole in the belly of the Space Wolf
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  Soon to be a Neptune-orbiting amusement park
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  A step beyond funny
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  Natural source of dietary positrons
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  Note: Not a substitute for actual time travel
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  To view in hypercolor, insert rectal probe
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  A jazzy alternative to the present day
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  What you'll miss a thousand years hence
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  Americans: Put down your guns for half an hour
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  Last 12 minutes will be improvised
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  Humanity wins 2453 World Cup Championship!
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  Last week's Bender's Boozy Buddy Contest™ winner is Gerald R. Mannly of Reading Falls, Wisconsin. Mr. Mannly will be flown to the North Pole and left with only a case of Old Mother's Whiskey™ and a box of matches. In case of death, next of kin will be notified. Notice to viewer: You can't possibly have read all this! You're not supposed to be taping the show!
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  Watch, Rinse, Repeat
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  Now with 10% more future
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  It makes a nice sandwich
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  You will be travelling in time. Check your shoes at the door.
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  Do not watch while driving
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  May contain sarcasm
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  Wait half an hour after meal before watching
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  Now contains titanium
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  Disassembly required
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  Recommended by four out of five U.S. Presidents
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  Sitting close may reverse myopia
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  Can be viewed without finishing your homework
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  Not affiliated with the Columbia School of Broadcasting
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  We never eat a meal on rewrite night
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  Today's future tonight
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  Sit down, you're in the future!
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  Cool cats dig it!
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  May contain Sci-Fi crap
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  All coupons redeemable at end of viewing
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  Not to be taken lightly
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  Collect all six billion
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  Better if viewed through hyperintercosmic laser window
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  Intergalactic travel is simulated
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  No smizmars were hurt in the making of this show
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  Caution: Will get your goat
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  Licensed by a practicing space guy
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  Hey, don't hit your brother
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  Put your mind in the upright position
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  Not a Spike Lee joint
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  Based on a true story told by a friend of my uncle
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  From plutonium concentrate
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  Spray directly in face
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  Winner of two of the five awards that we invented
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  To be inserted orally
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  Not to be inserted orally
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  Beans not included
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  Watched by everyone who has seen the show
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  Do not take with a grain of salt
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  May contain scenes unsuitable for guys named Jo-Jo
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  Based on the works of J. W. Jibbywha Jr. Esq.
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  Contents have been known to control the minds of livestock
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  Lookout! Ship!
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  Second printing 3001. Not a collector's item

Included as an Easter egg on volume four, disc four.

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  Contains falsified data
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  Close captioned for the ESP impaired
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  Not a significant source of uranium
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  Translated from the original sign language
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  May contain less than 2% of all chemicals
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  Criminal sentence pending
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  Also available in circus form
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  As seen on the FBI's "10 most funny" list
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  The flickering light at the end of the comedy tunnel
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  Meets or exceeds U.S. Gov't comedy standards
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  Customized to your sense of humor
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  Now with brighter whites and colors that don't fade
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  The souped-up muscle car of TV comedies
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  Even more futuristic!
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  Featuring the fifth element -- hyperwater
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  Closed captioned in stereo
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  We use only milk-fed, free-range animators
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  Comedy that's smart for your wallet
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  Sponsored by jokes without limits, a non-profit organization
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  The episode they'll all be thinking about at the office water cooler but not mentioning specifically
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  Comedy that doesn't "eat it"
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  Found tattooed on sasquatch
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  TV L: Characters communicate using language
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  Transcribed directly from the human genome
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  Caution: Some English words in this broadcast may be spelled non-phonetically
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  Found to produce adverse reactions in tapirs
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  Dne eht a palindromic script!
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  For a lustrous shine, rub daily into your dog's coat
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  Now with joke beaters, the low-cal humor substitute
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  Soon to be an Icelandic saga
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  You may now punch your frequent watchers card
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  100% Mike Wallace free!
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  Smarter than the average space bear
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  Won't stick to most dental work
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  Fry is the walrus
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  Thanks for watching, Larry
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  Ask about our lay-awake plan
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  You've seen the rest, now watch us
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  Home of the fighting newts
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  36% fat free!
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  Can you draw Tippy?
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  Today's soup: Plutonian clam w/ celery
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  Orwell was doubleplusright
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  Like Seinfeld, but in space
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  We laugh so you don't have to
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  Now with deeper teal
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  We love to see you smell
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  The best show you're watching right now
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  Who wants gristle?
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  Recommended by viewers who chew gum
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  Like Antiques Roadshow, but in space
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  Brought to you by the word "ass"
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  Man, that one-eyed chick is hot
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  Tonight's show was fried in jokelestra
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  Get out your calculator and enjoy the show
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  Like PBS, but with sassier robots
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  Approved by the American Rudeness Council
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  Can't we all just get along (in space)?
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  Watch and learn
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  In space, no one can hear you laugh
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  Kick off your early evening with us
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  Originally broadcast today on a future planet
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  Drawn with pride in a minimum security facility
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  Your Arbor Day headquarters
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  Watch while listening to "Tom Sawyer" for eerie synergies
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  Formerly "Futurissimo"
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  Now with 20% more analogs to our time
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  May cause drowsiness or irritability
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  Made with pride in the first four dimensions
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  Jordan's back, and so are we
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  Featuring all your favorite Harry Potter characters
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  Comedy by the shovelful
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  Now also available as a shoe
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  This episode created entirely while riding on "Segway"
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  No aliens were frazarked in the making of this episode
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  Now with jokes about robots and aliens
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  If the future isn't exactly like this, your money back
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  If the future isn't exactly like this, you can pinch us
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  Only 35 more weeks until football season!
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  Mined from pure humor nuggets
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  Television for people who watch television
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  Support our troops on Cygnus 5
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  Current eBay bid: $8.51
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  Error! Your subtitle program has been corrupted
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  Alert! color radiation at level 5
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  Please patronize our advertisers. During "King of the Hill."
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  Read from tea leaves
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  Almost certain to come true
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  Call your friends and tell them to watch or you won't talk to them anymore
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  3D version now available -- call your local cable operator