Chest Monster (fanfic)
Chest Monster was a Harry Potter/True Blood Crack Fic that recounts the adventures of Harry's chest monster after he leaves the boy's body. The monster travels throughout England until finally arriving to America, where he ends up in the chest of a very horny Jessica Hamby. When Harry notices its absence, he will do whatever it takes to find it.
Written by Lily Morgan.
At one time it could be found on Fanfiction.net[1], but appears to have been taken down some time in the mid-2010s.
Tropes used in Chest Monster (fanfic) include:
- Acceptable Breaks From Reality. Some plot devices don't make much sense, but it's okay 'cause it's funny Crack Fic.
- America Saves the Day. Parodied at the end.
- Amulet of Concentrated Awesome. The chest monster, for Harry.
- Crack Fic
- Crossover
- Foreign People Are Sexy. Pam finds Ginny's accent sexy.
- Identical Stranger. Ginny and Jessica.
- Interspecies Romance. Eric/Ginny, though not exactly a romance.
- Kiss of the Vampire. Eric
- If You Know What I Mean. The monster talks like this all the time.
- Lust. Parodied.
- Not Safe for Work. Obviously.
- Quest for Sex. Jessica. And Harry, but that's because he can't get it up anymore.
- Rule of Sexy. Specially applied to Eric and Ginny.
- Squick. Eric and Ginny getting it on, for some.
- Vampires Are Sex Gods.
- You Will Know What to Do. Ron gives Ginny the deluminator, which she hasn't used before.
