Things (film)

Things
DVD cover
Directed byAndrew Jordan
Screenplay by
  • Andrew Jordan
  • Barry J. Gillis
Produced by
  • Andrew Jordan
  • Barry J. Gillis
  • Lorinda Collins
Starring
  • Barry J. Gillis
  • Amber Lynn
  • Bruce Roach
  • Doug Bunston
  • Jan W. Pachul
  • Patricia Sadler
CinematographyDan Riggs
Edited by
  • Andrew Jordan
  • Barry J. Gillis
Music byJack Procher
Production
company
Left Field Productions
Distributed byIntervision
Release date
  • September 1989 (1989-09)
Running time
83 minutes
CountryCanada
LanguageEnglish

Things is a 1989 Canadian independent direct-to-video horror film, directed by Andrew Jordan and written by Jordan and Barry J. Gillis. The film was shot in the Toronto suburb of Scarborough, Ontario, with a cast consisting of co-writer Barry J. Gillis and pornographic film star Amber Lynn. The plot follows two friends who, while visiting a relative's house, encounter a horde of hostile creatures that are the results of experiments by a demented doctor.

Things is considered the first Canadian shot-on-Super 8 horror film released for the VHS market, as well as one of the worst films of all time.