The Abstinence

"**The Abstinence**"
"The Abstinence"
Seinfeld episode
Episode no.	Season 8; Episode 9
Directed by	Andy Ackerman
Written by	Steve Koren
Production code	809
Original air date	November 21, 1996
Guest appearances
	Phil Morris as Jackie Chiles; Bob Odenkirk as Ben Gelfen; Derek Jeter as himself; Bernie Williams as himself; Alex Trebek as himself; Brenda Strong as Sue Ellen; Debra Jo Rupp as Katie; Meagen Fay as Mrs. Burns; Tamara Bick as Louise; Lawrence Mandley as Larry the Cook; Kyle Gass as Smoker; Fern Fitzgerald as Ms. Wilkie; Noëlle Balfour as Portuguese waitress; Judy Kerr as Woman; David Letterman as himself (uncredited);

"The Abstinence" is the 143rd episode of the American sitcom Seinfeld. This was the ninth episode for the eighth season, originally broadcast on the NBC network on November 21, 1996. This episode focuses on George and Elaine's experiments with sexual abstinence, which has a polar opposite effect on each one's intelligence. Meanwhile, Kramer's face becomes disfigured by smoke when he turns his apartment into a smoking lounge, prompting him to file a lawsuit against the tobacco companies.

"The Abstinence"
Seinfeld episode
Episode no.	Season 8 Episode 9
Directed by	Andy Ackerman
Written by	Steve Koren
Production code	809
Original air date	November 21, 1996 (1996-11-21)
Guest appearances
Phil Morris as Jackie Chiles Bob Odenkirk as Ben Gelfen Derek Jeter as himself Bernie Williams as himself Alex Trebek as himself Brenda Strong as Sue Ellen Debra Jo Rupp as Katie Meagen Fay as Mrs. Burns Tamara Bick as Louise Lawrence Mandley as Larry the Cook Kyle Gass as Smoker Fern Fitzgerald as Ms. Wilkie Noëlle Balfour as Portuguese waitress Judy Kerr as Woman David Letterman as himself (uncredited)