Shit My Dad Says

Shit My Dad Says is a Twitter feed started by Justin Halpern who was then a semi-employed comedy writer. It consists of quotations made by Halpern's father, Sam, regarding various subjects. Halpern started the account on August 3, 2009 soon after moving from Los Angeles back to his parents' house in San Diego. He intended it only as a storage site for his father's salty comments, but a friend posted a link to it. Comedian Rob Corddry then tweeted the link and that really "jump-started it" according to Halpern. In less than a month the page was mentioned by The Daily Show, a popular San Francisco blog called Laughing Squid, and actress Kristen Bell. As of February 2024 the feed has 2.1 million followers. The account has largely been inactive since 2014 with only two tweets since then and none after 2017.