Last Ditch Cabaret

"Last Ditch Cabaret"
Single by Mark Seymour
from the album King Without a Clue
ReleasedMay 1997
Length4:08
LabelMushroom
Songwriter(s)Mark Seymour
Producer(s)Barry Palmer
Mark Seymour singles chronology
"Hey Boys"
(1992)
"Last Ditch Cabaret"
(1997)
"The Ghost of Vainglory"
(1997)

"Last Ditch Cabaret" is a song written and performed by Australian singer-songwriter, Mark Seymour. The song was released in May 1997 as the lead single from his debut studio album, King Without a Clue. The song peaked at number 85 on the ARIA singles chart.

At the ARIA Music Awards of 1997, the song was nominated for two awards; Best Male Artist and Breakthrough Artist – Single.