You Do NOT Want to Know/Quotes


Parker: What did you do?
Eliot: Don't ask me that. Please, don't ask me that.
Parker: Why not?

Eliot: Because if you ask me.. I'm going to tell you.

If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.

—attributed to Otto von Bismarck
I'm sure you're terribly important, but I also know how to play the hierarchy. Digging up Asmodeus’s buried secrets is hardly the safest way to stay ahead.
— Shetai, paeliryon inquisitor of Glasya, from the Forgotten Realms novel Ashes of the Tyrant