Who Writes This Crap?/Quotes


"Bring me the vile creature who drew this cartoon!!"
"Who wrote this crap? Oh yeah, Scott. Well, uhh, good work."
Roger Wilco, Space Quest 6
"Man, who writes this guy's stuff?"
Wait, that[ ad]'s terrible, I quit."
I was wondering how those hack writers were going to wrap things up.
Look! It is Fire Dedede, our hero! I would never say that.
Meta Knight, Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Reagan Moretti: FACE MY TEETH!!! FACE IT!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Jade Ombretta Moretti: Yes! And I totally won't eat the creator for making us say stupid shit! Seriously, who greenlit this garbage?!

Reagan: I shall put all the birds in my ass! Super Rainbow Powers, activate! Wait, what?! [looks at a book] Who the fuck writes this stupid fucking drivel anyway?! Whose bright idea was it to make us say this shit?!