Who's Laughing Now?/Quotes

"They're all going to laugh at you!"

"Evil must be confronted." (Many years of abuse later...) "Evil must be deleted."

YOU ALL LAUGHED AT THE KARP
ALL OF YOU
WHOS LAUGHING NOW?
NOT ME CAUSE IM BEIN TOO BAD ASS TO LAUGH RIGHT NOW [sic]

I was sick and tired of being manhandled, panhandled, pushed around, set up, tricked, played for a snapperhead. Drugged, bopped on the head, sucked into Vortices, dropped into obliettes. Fool me once, said Nini Mo, shame on you. Fool me twice, and I'll kick you in the head.

Hey, Kasumi Sumadera, look at this. Your past self is right in front of you. You feel better now, don't you? You used to be there, but now you're over here. Isn't this fun?! It's fun to torment other people like this. Isn't it pleasant to take something that was done to you when you were weak and do it to someone who's even weaker?! ... Yes. Doing that will ease your pain.

This appeared as a moral dilemma. Cause at first
It was weird, though I swore to eliminate the worst
Of the plague that devoured humanity. It's true,
I was vague

 on the 'how,' so how can it be that you
Have shown me the light?
It's a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you're gonna die
How I hesitated
Now I wonder why
It's a brand new day
All the times that you beat me unconscious I'll forgive
All the crimes Incomplete, listen honestly I'll live
Mr. Cool, Mr. Right, Mr. Know-it-all is through
Now my future's so bright and I owe it all to you
Who showed me the light
It's a brand new me
I've got no remorse
Now the water's rising
But I know the course
I'm gonna shock the world
Gonna show bad horse
It's a brand new day
And Penny will see the evil me
Not a joke
Not a dork
Not a failure
And she may cry but her tears will dry
When I hand her the keys to a shiny new Australia.
It's a brand new day
Yeah the sun is high
All the angels sing
Because you're gonna die
Go ahead and laugh
Yeah I'm a funny guy
Tell everyone goodbye

It's a brand new day

Who's laughing now?!

Want to see the world through my eyes? It's easy. Just picture everything you want, and can't have, and multiply that Ten! Thousand! Times! Everyone laughing at you, pushing you aside, unless you take the power for yourself, and make them give you what you want. Luthor knows. Soon they'll all know! And when I get what I want, I'll be the only one laughing!

A torrent of hate messages followed. This one, written by a prog-woman named Kathy, is our favorite (spelling and punctuation preserved):
           Just found out that your hit piece on Snopes was satire. I ,like many people, fell for it discrediting a very reliable source of information.
           Just because you don't like the answers on Snopes doesn't mean they are not true. You are an anti American traitor and as unpatriotic as it gets.
           If you are not actually a citizen then fuck off. Your Putin Puppet boy trump will not win and your conservative buddies will eventually all die off
           to the great relief of the majority of this country.
Now, dear Kathy, Trump has won, Mikkelson is an embezzler, and Snopes is corrupt as sin. Like many of The People's Cube's previous spoofs of "progressive" trends and personalities, this one has also become a reality. What are you going to do about that?