Vampire Academy/Funny


  • From Vampire Academy:

Rose: Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you’re going to think about me naked, do it on your own time.
Mason: This is my time, Hathaway. I’m leading today’s session.
Rose: Oh yeah? Huh. Well, I guess this is a good time to think about me naked, then.

  • From Frostbite:

Mason: How do you not know where the heart is? Especially considering how many of them you've broken?
Rose: *glares*
Mason: Beilkov is a sick, evil man who should be thrown into a pit of rapid vipers for the great offense he committed against you this morning.
Rose: Thank you. Can vipers be rabid?
Mason: I don't see why not. Everything can be. I think. Canadian geese might be worse than vipers though.
Rose: Canadian geese are deadlier than vipers?
Mason: You ever tried to feed those little bastards? They're vicious. You get thrown to vipers, you die quickly. But the geese? That'll go on for days. More suffering.
Rose: Wow. I don't know whether I should be impressed or frightened that you've thought about all this.

  • In Vampire Academy: to this troper, probably due to the way it's delivered, Christian setting Ralf on fire and laughing hysterically about it.
  • In Last Sacrifice, Abe pushing Nathan Ivashkov out of the way and whistling into the microphone to get everyone's attention.
  • In Last Sacrifice, Sydney scolding Rose after her escape attempt.
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