Suspicious Spending/Quotes

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    “Mr. X, may we ask you a question?
    It's amazing, is it not,
    That the city pays you slightly less than fifty bucks a week,
    Yet you've purchased a private yacht?

    “I am positive your Honor must be joking!
    Any working man can do what I have done.
    For a month or two I simply gave up smoking,
    And I put my extra pennies one by one

    “Into a little tin box,
    A little tin box

    That a little tin key unlocks."
    "Little Tin Box," Fiorello!

    A.J.: How did you get all this stuff?

    Timmy: Internet? Inheritance? ... I - inherited the Internet.