Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal/Funny

The Best one yet.
"Mmm... orange juice." "So, I divorced her."
Every time the bluescreen went out, Stan the Weatherman suffered an existential crisis.
By 2025, shampoo commercials have taken a strange turn. Of course, you'll never know. You get stabbed to death by your own mother in 2022.
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is an ass.
Not. Wearing. Pants.
Getting into med school has gotten a lot harder these days
"Sir, I can't just let you into the President's press conference." "Oh?! Well maybe THIS will change your mind!"
Ted's knock-knock jokes had gotten really redundant since I got promoted over him.
The third perspective on evolution.
This is my favorite part of being a ventriloquist.
SMBC presents: Pickup Lines That Don't Work
Ever wonder what the tooth fairy does with all those teeth? Your parents know.
Unfortunately, Intervention Isaac forgot to show up. So the show ended there.
Debate strategy: Surprise your opponents with an unexpected stance.
There are some serious downsides to marriage.
Candice didn't appreciate my creative marriage proposal.
Sonya explains what she meant by "birth control."
The safeness of this sex has yet to be determined.
This one doesn't have a caption.
Gulpo, the fish who eats concepts
How to get out of a student seducing you for a better grade.