Sadist Teacher/Quotes


"Your performance was horrible. Your parents will all be receiving phone calls instructing them to love you less."
—Ms. Bitters, Invader Zim
"Now if I hear one more peep out of any of you scrubs, someone's going to get... A love punch! Any questions?"
—Miss Kisskillya, Detention
"Now I know you're upset, but it's been two days. You need to move on."
—Mr. Noblet, after Jerri's father was abruptly mauled to death by vicious attack dogs, Strangers with Candy

Mom: I saw your teacher, Miss Wormwood, in the supermarket today. She said to say Hi.
Calvin: You saw Miss Wormwood?? She shops at the supermarket?
Mom: Well certainly. What did you think?
Calvin: I dunno... I kinda figured teachers slept in coffins all summer.

—Calvin and Hobbes
"Your psycho-analyst may say one thing, Blatworthy, but I say another. And my treatment is free."
—Molesworth

When we grew up and went to school
There were certain teachers who
Would hurt the children any way they could
By pouring their derision
Upon everything we did
Exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kid

—Pink Floyd, The Wall, "The Happiest Days of Our Lives"

Snape: That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger... Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.
Ron: You asked us a question and she knows the answer! Why ask if you don't want to be told?
Snape: Detention, Weasley... and if I ever hear you criticise the way I teach a class again, you will be very sorry indeed.

—Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Mr Pteppic is exactly right. Especially about the over-confidence.
—Mr Mericet, Pyramids
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