Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar

Yo dawgs. I just finished a new one, and it's an introspective take on a personal life experience I once had that I think leaves me emotionally vulnerable, while encouraging the player to think about their own feelings and how they're percieved by the people around them. It's called . —Author's dino-description on Kongregate.

Need to recapture the feeling of being a kid pretending you're in a Saturday Morning Cartoon for a few minutes? Tired of games with ambiguous titles? Just played Today I Die and need to restore your emotional equilibrium?

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR!

• Asteroids Dino-Monster: One of the planes splits into two when hit.
• Dino-Breath Weapon: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!
• Dino-Charged Attack: Inverted, holding down the button weakens your attacks.
• Dino-Energy Ball: What Wall Turrets fire.
• Epic Dino-Riff: During the intro.
• Everything's Better With Dino-Saurs
• Everything's Better With Dino-Spinning: The boss likes to spin for some reason.
• Exactly What It Says On The Dino-Tin
• Flash Of Dino-Pain: Stronger enemies and the boss blink in a different color when hit.
• Frickin' Dino-Laser Beams: Robot dinosaurs and the boss fire these.
• Funbag Dino-Bag: The intro sequence.
• Funny Background Dino-Event: That poor boy...
• Dino And Story Segregation: The Dinos do not shoot beams when they roar in cutscenes.
• Dino-Homage: The gameplay, enemy design, and boss are strongly enough reminiscent of Stargunner that it's unlikely to be coincidence.
• Humans Are DINO-TASTIC!
  • Not sure why he said 'like us', when vaporizing a helicopter. Between that and that 'poor boy' mentioned above, It would seem to mean more that they taste good.
    • This likely falls under MST3K Mantra plus a healthy dose of Rule of Dino-Funny.
• Dino-Jetpack: Dinosaurs have these on their backs.
• Large Dino-Ham: Nick Sumbles obviously had an incredibly fun time doing those roars. (Wait till after the credits, it just gets hammier and hammier.)
• Let's Dino-Play!: With Raocow.
  • And also the Freelance Astronauts.
  • and Trasknari
• Dino-Sized Title
• Make-Out Dino-Point
• Marshmallow Dino-Hell: The teenager in the opening sequence does a truly impressive faceplant into his girlfriend's boobs when the meteor carrying the titular robot dinosaurs who etc. etc. lands.
• Mook Dino-Maker: Those dark vortexes.
• Ninja Pirate Robot Dinosaur
• Rule Of Dino-Cool: The game's dino-d'être
• Self Dino-strating Article
• Sequential Dino-Boss
• Sentry Dino-Gun: Ball with a stick-variety on surfaces.
• Sex Equals Dino-Death
• So Once Again The Dino-Day Is Saved: "...for another ten jillion years!"
• Somewhere A Dino-Expert Is Crying
• Unsound Dino-Effect
• Dino Motion Gun. The power-up gives you a bigger one.
• When All You Have Is Shooting Beams From Your Dino-Mouth
• Xtreme Kool Dyno-Letterz