Punctuated! For! Emphasis!/Web Comics

Examples of Punctuated! For! Emphasis! in Web Comics include:

• The Order of the Stick:
  • Roy: "YOU! BROKE! MY! SWORD!!"
  • And, despite the effects being undone in the very same comic: The cart. Is. Full.
  • "ONE! WORD!"
  • "What. Did you. Say?"
  • "ONE! MINUTE!"
  • Also the title of this strip: Saddest. Comic. Ever.
• xkcd:
  • FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
  • Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.
• The Sparks in Girl Genius do this when they get mad enough.
  • What. Do. You. Want.
    • That example could in fact be considered a Spartan Staredown, since it involves two characters glaring at one another and exchanging This Is Sparta lines until one backs down.
  • Do. You. Understand?
  • This! Was! Not! My! Plan!
  • In isn't just the sparks who do this: "No. Listen to me. I'm just a human. Rode with the Jagers. Never. Lost. A. Fight."
• Thog Infinitron: LET... HER... GO... NOW!
• DMFA: "YOU! BEEPED! MY! NOSE!"
  • "What. Did. You. Call. Me?"
  • Dan: MY GRANDMOTHER! DESTROYED! A CITY!?!
• The Adventures of Dr. McNinja:
  • "You. Lit. Yourself. On fire. WHY DID YOU LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE."
  • Close. The. Dooooooors!
  • That. Was. Pathetic.
    • Please. Don't. Stabmeintheeyeballs.
  • However, subverted with this guest comic by Ryan North:

Dr. McNinja: I DON'T! EVEN! Think his work after Ghostbusters was that good anyway! Do you?

• I... SHALL NOT... CRUMBLE!!
• From Digger:
  • "That. Ain't. Right." The statement was made in response to the heart of a dead god, forced to beat.
  • Also, the cold servants speak exclusively like this; each word gets its own bubble with them.
  • "Has a name! NAME- IS- ED!"
• Mike from Sexy Losers: I...AM NO...ORDINARY...MAN! His delivery of this line was what elevated him from simple comedy to being actually sort of awesome. That is, if you look past the fact that he's masturbating and just see it from his own artistic perspective.
• From Eversummer Eve:

Alasdair: That! Is! Not! A! Mage!! That! Is! A! Freaking! Dragon!! Amadan: Did I forget to mention that?

• Darths and Droids:
  • "You. Killed. My. Partner."
  • And, of course, "It. Was. Pasta!"
  • From earlier on: "What. Did. You. Do?"
  • Cyborgs. Under. My. Command!
  • In the comments!: WHY? DOES? GRIEVOUS? STILL? HAVE? A? BUNCH? OF? INTERNAL? ORGANS???
  • You don't. Need. To. Shout.
• Parodied on VG Cats with Super Mario Bros. characters.
• Sam and Fuzzy: "WHY?! ARE?! YOU?! HERE?!"
• Lampshaded (as so many things are) in Narbonic, here.

Titus: That many periods in one sentence can't be good for your brain. Helen: Nor yours. Sorry, Titus.

• Looking for Group - "Worst. Portal. Ever."
• Erfworld: royalty. is. obsolete. I think not
• Questionable Content: "Go. Eat. A. Cookie."
  • I SAID SUMMON. THE. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOORES
  • WE! ARE! BROS!
• Triquetra Cats has this exchange;

Gemini: You have the right to remain silent, you have- Platinum: Dozens of civilian hostages, why do you think I travel coach? Gemini: We will still bring you in- Platinum: Over a pile of corpses? Do it! Show you mother that no matter what you claim to be, You. Are. Just. Like. Me.

• Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal:
  • "Not. Wearing. Pants."
  • "This. Is. Warrior science!"
• Taken to extremes in Achewood: "Dear. God. I. Am. Not. A. Religious. Man. But. Please. Help. Me. See. The. Connection. Here."
  • "I...AM...RUUUDE!"
  • "RAY! YOU WERE A FAT CHILD! YOU... WERE... A... FAT... CHILD!"
• Megatokyo: STOP. TEASING. ME.
• In Freefall:

Florence: Sam. Remove. Your facial tentacles. From my arm.

• The Last Days of Foxhound: I. Don't. Speak. WOLF!
• Stick Figure Hamlet manages to find one of these in its Shakespearean text: "Tell me, Laertes... Why. Thou. Art. Thus. Incensed?"
• Errant Story: "I have a third of an entire species' knowledge sodomizing my frontal lobe... And. Yet. You. Are. STILL! ...Giving me shit about my stupid grades."
• Buttersafe: Every. Genital. You. Own.
• From Homestuck: This... Is... Motherfuckin... BlAsPhEmY!!
  • This... Is... STUPID
  • YOU SAID. PUT THE BUNNY. BACK IN. THE BOX!!!!
• Hi to Tsuki to Hoshi no Tama: When people can guilt trip you about freeing a slave, what do you say?

That. Was so. Screwed. Up.

• Looking for Group: THIS! IS! SOOBA!
• Joe Loves Crappy Movies: Parodied when Joe and Phil ponder how Leondias would translate into modern life. It is visualized as an Imagine Spot.

"This! Is! SODA!"

• The Word Weary: Parodied:

Harry the Hipster: This sounds familiar. Is this At the Drive-In? Morris: No. This is Sparta.

• In The Fourth, Lord Skärva is less than impressed with his tour of a lava dungeon.

Skärva: Let's. Just. Move. On.

• Sluggy Freelance ("The Research and Development Wars"): "Orbital. Weaponized. Dimensional. Flux. Agitator." It makes more sense in context than usual for this comic: Riff is referring to a Doomsday Device made by setting up a network of "flux agitators" that can not only be used as the ultimate weapon to blast absolutely anything on a world-wide scale into another dimension, but is also prone to rip the fabric of reality in the dimension where they are used, while parallel uses in different dimensions will have had caused a cross-universe disaster in the future from which he has returned. And all of that makes sense in context, too.
• Times Like This:
  • Fuck. You.
  • That's! Fucking! Enough!!!
• Schlock Mercenary
  • Para Ventura have seen enough of the Esspererin schematics on the screen to dub them "solar powered robo-fairies". Then she actually meets one for the first time. "Oh. My. Goggles."
  • Then with... Massey Reynstein, of all people? "If. Only."
• Kevin and Kell: "Because... I... hear... everything."
• Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic, when Ranna watches her Evil Plan stumbling on the last stage, then finds out her recently-converted minion is absent and there's some strange guy instead of her. So she asks. the obvious. question. Without interrupting Face Palm.
• Vexxarr had a moment when Vexxarr holds levitating Sid like a balloon and one of the scavenger bots sees this. "What... the hell... is that?".