Not So Invincible After All/Quotes

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    "Dont say that! Whenever someone says that right after surviving something dangerous, something totally random pops out and kills them!"
    "I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, This Cannot Be!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)"
    The Evil Overlord List, Rule 24

    Black Knight: (After getting both his arms and one of his legs cut off] Right, I'll do you for that!
    King Arthur: You'll what?
    Black Knight: Come here!
    King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
    Black Knight: I'm invincible!

    King Arthur: ...You're a loony.
    —Monty Python and the Holy Grail
    "Yes! I am invincible!"
    Boris Grishenko, GoldenEye, shortly before being showered with liquid nitrogen.
    "He's cut! The Russian is cut!"
    Rocky IV