Not Another Teen Movie/Trivia

Hey, It's That Guy!:
- Jake is Johnny Storm! And Captain America (comics) (this was actually Chris Evans' first major role).
- The last time Areola wore something, it was a yellow suit. Sadly, she didn't look so good naked after catching that flesh-eating disease.
- Ah, so that's what Ted Moseby was like in high school.
- Mr. T is the janitor!
- The "Ferris Beuller"-type party thrower gained some facial hair and the ability to see the future, and now writes about Sam & Dean Winchester's Supernatural adventures.
- Dr. Lexie Grey is Janey!
- Jaime Pressly was a bitch in this movie. Not that her most current role did any more justice to her, that is.
- Neal Schweiber is Bruce!
- Why the hell does Private Hirschberg think he's Asian? And since when was he buddies with Jimmy Olsen?
- The Tourettes Cheerleader is Joanna Garcia!
- Mandy apparently wasn't much better in high school.
- Anna Stern was one of the conjoined twins.