Kantai Collection/Funny


  • Just about any moment when the Kongou sisters are onscreen and off-duty.
    • Kongou's introduction:

Kongou: AD...MI...RAL! Burning Love! *glomps Ooyodo* Mwah, mwah! Mwah, mwah! Admiral...huh? This isn't the admiral, this is...Ooyodo!
Ooyodo: I am Ooyodo, yes.
Nagato: Unfortunately, the admiral is away at the moment.
Kongou: SHIT! But, next time I won't lose! I'm the one who's going to win the admiral's heart!

    • Haruna attempts to lure Shimakaze into a trap, using a "KonColle Seductive Kongou Photo Album" as bait. It works...on her sister Hiei.
    • Later, Mutsuki and Yuudachi find Kongou in the factory, dreaming out loud:

Kongou: Hahaha...Admiral...my ears...my ears are ticklish, haha!

  • Fubuki heads into the docks, hoping to meet Akagi. Instead, she gets a facefull of Atako's funbags. After she extracts herself:

Atago: What's wrong? Did you come here to the docks because you're hurt? Your nose is a little red. *pinches Fubuki's nose*
Fubuki: No, this is...
Atago: You should get in quickly. It's open now.
Fubuki: *nose is still pinched* Uh, but...
Atago: Okay, say "banzai".
Fubuki: Banzai?
Atago: *raises arms and gainaxes* Banzai!
Fubuki: *raises arms*: Banzai...? *Atago grabs the hem of her shirt.* Eh?
Atago: Fubuki, heading out! *pulls off Fubuki's shirt*
Fubuki: Whaaa?! W-wait!
Mutsuki: What should we do?
Yuudachi: We'll just have to go back, poi.
Atago (offscreen): Okay, take it off! Banzai on the bottom, too!
Fubuki (offscreen): B-Banzai!

  • The fleet arrives at Yamato's island base:

Kitakami: Yeah, it's definitely summer.
Ooi: Kitakami-san, are you okay in this heat? If you want, the two of us can go in those bushes, and --
Snake: Hiss!
Ooi: EEEK! A snake! Kitakami-san, it's scary!
Fubuki: This really is the place, right?
Kongou: You always worry too much, Buki! There's no problem at all! [aside whisper] Maybe...
Fubuki: You just said "maybe", didn't you?! That was a "maybe"!

  • Later, the girls take a break at the beach:

Kitakami: [Atago's] breasts are amazing. *Atago gainaxes* Hard to believe [Akatsuki[1] and Atago[2] are] both fleet girls.
Ooi: Yeah, but bigger doesn't necessarily mean better.
*Yamato's breasts enter the scene with a cannon sound effect.*
Kitakami: Wow...

  • After pushing herself to the ragged edge of destruction, Fubuki finally gets her remodel. She's very happy with the results on her 'backpack', her leg-mounted torpedo turrets, her arm cannons, and then she examines her chest...

Fubuki: Huh? *looks at Yuudachi's chest[3], then her own* Huh?!
Yuudachi: You didn't really change, poi?
Mutsuki: I'm glad.
Fubuki: I'm not!

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  1. ↑ A destroyer, very petite figure
  2. ↑ Heavy cruiser, with *ahem* generous upper superstructure
  3. ↑ Which got bigger when she was remodeled
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