I Read That As/N-S

N

Naked First Impression → Naked Fist Impression (likely to be a result of Talk to the Fist)
Nanaka 6/17 → Nanoha 6/17
Narm → Nam
- Narf → Snarf
Naruto → Narutaru
- Narutardu
Nasty Party → Nasty Patty
Nasuverse → Nanuverse
- Naruverse
- Nanoverse
- Narutoverse
Near-Rape Experience → Nerd Rape Experience (An Unwanted Harem?)
Negative Space Wedgie → Negative Space Weegie
- Negative Space Weegee
Neon Genesis Evangelion → Neo Geo Evangelion
Nepotism → Neopetism
- Nepetaism
Nerds Are Sexy → Ned Ah Sexy
Nerf Arm → Narf Arm → Ner Farm (I don't get it either)
- Numb Arm
  - Narm
- Narfle Arm → Grotle Arm
  - Charlie Arm
- Nerf Armor
- Nerd Arm
Network Decay → Network Decoy → Network Destroy, New Work Decay
- New York Decay
Never Live It Down → Never Gonna Let You Down
Never Mess with Granny → Never Mess With Sister
- Never Mess With Grammy
Never Speak Ill of the Dead → Never Speak Kill Of The Dead
Never Work with Children or Animals → Never Work with Chinese Amazons
The New Rock and Roll → The New Rickroll
- The New Rickroll, Then We Rock And Roll, Three New Rock and Rolls
Next to Normal, the Broadway musical → Next to Nermal
NGO Superpower → NJO Superpower (the Yuuzhan Vong?)
- Ninjago Superpower (don't ask)
Nice Hat → Ninja Hat
- Nice Bat
- Nice Boat
- Ice Hat
Nightmare Fuel → Nightmare Fail.
Nineties Anti-Hero → Nintendo Anti Hero
Ninja Gaiden → Ninja Garden
Ninja Run → Ninja Nun
Nipple-and-Dimed → Nipples Are Trimmed, Nipple and Shined, Nipple and Dined, Nickel and Dimed (Ironically), Nipples and Dimes.
No Communities Were Harmed → No Communists Were Harmed
- No Communities Were Haremed
- No Continuities Were Harmed.
Nodame Cantabile → Nodame Mandible, No Name Can't Abide, No Damn Cannible, Notre Dame Cannibal
No Endor Holocaust → No Indoor Holocaust (oh sh--!), No Ender Holocaust
No Export for You → No Expert for You
No Mister Bond I Expect You to Dine - No Mister Bond, I Expect You To Die
No More Heroes → No More Zer oes
No Plans, No Prototype, No Backup → No Pants, No Prototype, No Backup
Nom De Mom → Nom De Nom
Non-Idle Rich → Non Idle Bitch
- Non Idle Reich
- Non Indie Bitch
North Koreans With Nodongs → North Koreans With No Dongs, North Koreans With No Dogs → North Koreans with Nondogs (whatever that means)
- North Koreans with hotdogs
Won't Work On Me → No Sale (as in the Wingding Eyes gag)
Nostalgia Filter → Nostalgia Filler, The Nostalgia Critic
Nosy Neighbor → Noisy Neighbor
Not a Subversion → Not A Subversive
Notable Tabletop Games → Not Tabletop Games
- No Table Tabletop Games
Note to Self: → Not To Self, Note To Sell → Not To Sell
Nothing but Skulls → Nothing But Skrulls, Nothing But Schools, Noting Butt Skills → Nothing but Skills
Not So Harmless → Not So Narmless (Oh... so close!)
Not So Invincible After All → Not So Invisible After All
No Zombie Cannibals → No Zombie Cannibis → No Zombie Canadians
- No Zombie Casuals
Numbered Sequels → Numbered Seagulls
Nuns Are Funny → Norns Are Funny

O

Oblivious Guilt Slinging → Obvious Guilt Slinging, Oblivious Guilt Singing, Oblivious Gunslinging, Obvious Gut Singing
Oblivious to Love → Too Obvious To Love
Obvious Beta → Ominous Beta, Obvious Baka
Occidental Otaku → Accidental Otaku
Occupiers Out of Our Country! → Octuplets Out Of Our Country
- Octopuses Out Of Our Country
Offer Void in Nebraska → Offer Void In Neeshka, Other God In Nebraska (He Who Walks Behind The Rows?), Often Void In Nebraska
- Heir of Void in Nebraska
Old Man Marrying a Child → Old Man Carrying A Child
Older Than Feudalism → Older Than Freudianism
Other Common Music Video Concepts → Other Common Videogame Music Misconceptions ("It's all a bunch of bleeps and bloops!")
Ominous Fog → Ominous Frog
- All hail the Hypnotoad!
- Omnomnom Frog (Ribbit, Ribbit)
- Omnivorous Fog
- Omnipotent Fog
- Omnibus Frog
- Optimus Fog → Optimus Frog
One Up Sampo → One Up Shampoo (It gives your hair a whole new life!) → One Use Shampoo
- One Set Up Sampo
One-Woman Wail → One Wormtail
- One Wormtail → One Wormtongue
- One Wormtail → One Woman Tail → One Woman Tale
- One Woman Wall
- One Woman Wall → One Woman Mall
- Wonder Woman Wail
- One Wonder Wall
  - One Wander Wall
One World Order → One-World Wonder → One Word Wonder
- One Word Order
- Our World Order
- Old World Order
- OneWorldOlder
- New World Order
  - new World order
Only Child Syndrome → Only Sane Child
Only the Worthy May Pass → Only The Curvy May Pass (was next to Curvy in recent changes) → Only The Wordy May Pass
The Ophelia → The Ophiuca
Oranyan → Orangutan
Organ Autonomy → Organ Anatomy, Ogre Autonomy, Orgy Autonomy, Orphan Astronomy, Organ Autopsy, Orphan Autopsy
Organ Drops → Oregon Drops
Orphean Rescue → Orphan Rescue
The Other Darrin → The Other Darwin
The Other Wiki → The Otter Wiki, The Othar Wiki (and on that note, the Other's Wiki), The Outer Wiki, That One Wiki (You must defeat Wikipe-tan to stand a chance!)
Ouran High School Host Club → Quran High School Host Club
Our Hero Is Dead → Our Hero Is Dad → Our Hero Is Bad (now how did that come up)
- Our Hero Is Spread (on this page)
- Our Hero Isn't Dead
- Our Hero Is Bear
Our Genies Are Different → Our Geniuses are different
- Our Genes Are Different
Our Liches Are Different → Our Lichees Are Different
Our Presidents Are Different → Our Presidents Are Difficult
Our Spirits Are Different → Our Sports Are Different
Our Wormholes Are Different → Our Wombles Are Different → Our Wombs Are Different
- Our Waveholes Are Different
- Our Wormmon Are Different → Our Mormons Are Different → Our Morons Are Different
Our Zombies Are Different → Our Zombies Are President.
Oven Logic → Over Logic
Overly Long Gag → Overly Long Cat
Overshadowed by Awesome -> Overshadowed by Anime

P

Page Three Stunna → Return To Savanna (You mean, like The Lion King 2? Or Scarlett?)
- Pace Thee Sauna (on this page)
- Pastry Stunna
- Hasty Setsuna.
Pain Center → Pan Central, Rain Center, Panic Center
Pair the Spares → Pair The Spades
Palette-Swapped Alien Food‎ → Palette-Swapped Alien Foot
Pandeism→ Pandaism (worship of pandas?)
Pandering to the Base → Pedo bear ing To The Base
Pan's Labyrinth → Penis Labyrinth, Pants Labyrinth, Pantsu Labyrinth.
- It can also be read as Pan's Labyrinth or Pan's Labyrinth.
Pantheon: Shape → Pantheon: Snape
Panty Fighter → Party Fighter (a cross between the Fighting Game and Mario Party? (So, Super Smash Bros.., then?)), Panty Finder
Panty Shot → Panty Shit
- Panty Snot
- Pantry Shot
- Panty Short
- Panty's Shot
Papa Wolf → Papal Wolf
Paper Fan of Doom → Peter Pan Of Doom (while looking away a second), Paper Faroff Doom, Paper Fan Dumb
Parental Issues → Paternal Issues (was next to Maternally Challenged), Perennial Issues
Parental Substitute → Parental Prostitute → Paternal Pasta
Parker Lewis Can't Lose → Parker Lewis Can't Hold His Liquor. (Just guess what it was followed immediately by on "Recent Changes")
Party Game → Panty Game
Passion Play → Rassilon Play → Pokémon Play
- A Passion Play
Passive-Aggressive Kombat → Passive Aggressive Wombat
The Password Is Always Swordfish → The Password Is Always Swedish
The Perfect Score → The Perfect Storm
The Perils of Penelope Pitstop → The Penis of Penelope Pitstop (don't ask. Just...don't), The Pearls of Penelope Pitstop, The Perils of Penelope Shitstop
Paxton Fettel → Patton Oswalt
Perky Goth → Pesky Goth (well, some Goths are pesky) → Pesky Goff (these ones, perhaps?)
Person as Verb → Phineas and Ferb
Pet Heir → Peter Weir (director of The Truman Show and Dead Poets Society)
- Pet Hitler
Phone Booth → Phoney Booth
Photographic Memory → Pornographic Memory
- Pornographic Money
Picaresque → Picardesque → Pixaresque
- Picturesque
- Animesque
- Picarats
Pick Up Babes with Babes → Pick Up Babies with Babies. Fuck up Babes With Babes (if you can do that, you don't need the original one, do you?)
The Picture of Dorian Gray + Tropes Will Ruin Your Life → This Picture Will Ruin Your Life
The Pig Pen → The Pen Pen
Pimp Duds → Pimp Druids
- Pimp Dudes
Pitch Testing Zone → Bitch Testing Zone, Piss Tetching Zone
A Plague on Both Your Houses → A Plague On Both Your Horses, A Plaque On Both Your Houses
Planescape: Torment → Planescape Torrent
- Planetscale Tournament
Plato Is a Moron → Plato is a Moon
Playing a Tree + Playing with Fire → Playing a Tree On Fire (Ouch)!
Playing Tennis With the Boss → Playing Penis With The Boss → Playing Penis With The Boys
- Playing Tennis With The Boos
- Playing Tennis With Teh Booze
Playing Tennis With the Boss + Playing with a Trope → Playing Tennis With A Trope
Playing to The Fetishes → Planet Of The Fetishes
- Playing With The Fishes
- Playing To The Testicles
Plays Great Ethnics → Plays Great Ethics
Plug N Play Friends → Plug 'N' Play Fruits (This, Mango Nukes... I must be hungry.)
Podcast → Prodcast → P(r)odcats
Poison Oak Epileptic Trees → Professor Oak's Epileptic Trees
Poke the Poodle → Pork The Poodle
The Pollyanna → The Poochyena
- Pomu Mania
- Hey, that's my name!
- Porom/Palom Mania
- Pomeranian!
- Pom Poko → Porn Poko
- Pomi Raku
Poorly-Disguised Pilot → Poorly Disguised Plot
Porn Stash ←→ Porn Stache, Porn Smash, Corn Stash, Pom Stash
Portal Network + Player Punch → Portal Punch (seen on Recent Changes next to each other)
Post-Kiss Catatonia → Post Kiss California
- Post Kiss Catalonia
Potemayo → Potatomoto, Dattebayo!
- Sotomayor
Powder Trail → Powder Tail, Power Trail, Power Tail, Powered Tail
- Powder Trial, Power Trial, Powered Trial (nonsense, but still…)
Power Born of Madness → Porn Of Madness, Powder Of Madness
Power Crutch → Power Crotch
Powered Armor → Powdered Armor (Just Add Water?)
Power Floats → Power Goats, Power Coats, Power Boats, Power Foals
Power Gives You Wings → Power Gives You Wangs → Power Gives You Wangst, Power Gives You Rings
- Rings Give You Power
- Power Rangers Give You Wings
Power Glows → Power Grows
The Power of Love → The Power Of Lose → The Power of L.O.S.E.
The Power of Rock → The Power Of Rockman
- The Power of Fuck
The Power of Trust → Power Thrust
- Power Thirst
Powerpuff Girls → Powder Puff Girls
- How come people always get that wrong?
Praetorian Guard → Prydonian Guard, Pray Thor's On Guard, Pratchettian Guard
The Presents Were Never From Santa → The Presidents Were Never From Santa
Pretend Prejudice → A very odd misspelling of Pride and Prejudice, Prepared Prune Juice
Pretty Cool Guy → Pretty Cure Guy
PrimaDonna → Pre-Madonna
Prima Donna Director → Prima Donna Doctor
Private Detective → Pirate Detective
- Privates Detective (So he strip-searches, eh?)
Production Posse → Punctuation Posse
- Production Pose
Prom Is for Straight Kids → Porn Is For Straight Kids
Protection From Editors → Protection From Elders
Psycho for Hire + The Juggernaut (Seen next to each other on the "Recent Edits" page) → Psychonauts For Hire
Public Exposure → Pubic Exposure
Punch Clock Villain → Punch Cock Villain
- Punch Cock = Villain
- Punch this Cock, "Villain"!
- Punched Cock Villain
- "Punched = Long Cock" Villain
- Lunchbox Villain
Puny Earthlings → Punny Earthlings (It's true...), Puny Earrings
Pursuing Parental Perils → Pursuing Parental Penis
Put Me In, Coach → Put Me In Couch, Put Me In Crotch
Putting on the Reich → Put It On The Rich, Putting On The Peach, Putting On The Leech, Putin On The Reich
PvP → PCP (Porter C Powell)
- PCP (Sorry, it had to be done.)
- PCB
- PSP
- Porn Without Plot (Nine times out of ten, it will suck.)
- P2P

Q

The Queen's Latin → Queen Latifah, The Queen's Late! → The Queen's Latte
Quest Giver → Guest Quiver.
Questionable Content → Questionable Consent

R

Race Against the Clock → Rape Against The Clock → Race Against The Cock (rooster)
- Rage Against the Heavens
  - Race Against The Heavens
  - Rage Against The Machine
- Rage Against The Clock
Race For Your Love → Rape For Your Love; Rice For Your Love; Race Foe, Your Love, Race For Your Life
Rage Against the Heavens → Rape Against The Heavens, Rage Against the Hyenas.
Raised by Wolves → Raped By Wolves, Raised By Elves?, Razed By Wolves, Razed By Elves?!
Random Power Ranking → Random Power Ranger
- Random PowerNanking
- Random Power Spanking
Rape and Revenge -> Rape as Revenge (Bit excessive...)
Rape As Comedy → Rape As Candy (Everything at once!), Rap as Comedy, Rape Ass Comedy (a subset of Refuge in Audacity)
- Rape As Audacity
- Rope As Comedy
Rapid-Fire Typing → Rapist Fire Typing
Rant-Inducing Slight → Rant Inducing Sight (which sounds much better, grammar wise.)
Really Gets Around → Reality Gets Around
Real Person Cameo → Real Person Galileo
Recent Changes → Reality Changes, Reset Changes
Recurring Riff → Recurring Yiff (...what?)
- We're looking at you becase you have a mental desease
Redemption Earns Life -> Redemption Ends Life
Redheaded Stepchild → Red Headed Stupid, Red Handed Stepchild
Re-Ditto → Doritos (I was hungry, OK?)
Red Light District too close on the page to The Red Planet → Red Light Planet
The Red Sonja → The Red Sonia
- The Red Sonya
- The Red Monika. Oh. Yes.
Reed Richards Is Useless → Michael Richards Is Useless, Reed Richards Is Ulysses
- Sea Urchins Are Useless
- Keith Richards Is Useless
  - Keith Olbermann Is Useless
  - Keith Olbermann is Obese
  - Kevin Michael Richardson Is Useless
- Richard Is Useless
- Read, Richards! E's Useless!
  - Arthur Read Is Useless!
- Lyrical is Useless
Reed Snorkel → Red Snorkel
Reflective Eyes → Radioactive Eyes
Refuge in Audacity → Refugee in Audacity
Reincarnation Romance → Reincarnation Bromance
The Renfield → The Seinfeld, The Ren and Stimpy
- The Rumsfeld
- The Ren Fair
Rental (car) → Rentai
Report Siht → Report Shit, Reports It, Report Sith, Repost Shit, Repot Shit, Repurposed Pop Song
Repo! The Genetic Opera → Repo the Generic Opera
- Harpo the Genetic Oprah
Repurposed Pop Song → Repurposed Rap Song, Resourpussed Pop Song
Rescued from the Scrappy Heap → Rescued From Imogen Heap.
Restraining Bolt → Restraining Boll (See, there's this petition going 'round...), Retraining Boll, Yew Ball
Retired Game Show Element → Retarded Game Show Element
Retroactive Recognition → Retroactive Dungeon → Radioactive Recognition (that green glow looks familiar)
The Revolution Will Not Be Civilized → The Resolution Will Not Be Televised, The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, The Resolution Will Not Be Civilized
- The Revolution Will Not Be Institutionalised
The Revolution Will Not Be Vilified → The Revolution will not be verified
Right-Wing Militia Fanatic → Right Wing Militia Fanfic
Road Show → Red Snow
Romance of the Three Kingdoms → Romans of the Three Kingdoms
Romancing the Widow → Romancing The Window
Ronin Warriors → Robin Williams (At this point I think I need my head checked.)
- Rurouni Warriors
Rooting for the Empire → Rooting For The Umpire
Rope Bridge → Rape Bridge (Oh my! It actually fits!)
Rousseau Was Right → Rossiu Was Right, Rousseau Was Tight, (Vince) Russo Was Right (for once), (Ladd) Russo Was Right
- Renton Was Right
- Russia Was Right
- Renfield Was Right
  - Seinfeld Was Right
The Rule of First Adopters → The Rule Of First Adapters
Rule 34 - Rule Thirty Sex (Rule 30 has sex?)
Rumiko Takahashi → Ryo Takamisaki
- Ryo Takamisaki → Ryo Hirohashi

S

The Sadistic Choice → The Sarcastic Choice, The Sad Dipstick Choice
Sailor Fuku -> Sailor Fuck-You
Saint Seiya → Sailor Seiya → Saint Seira
Sand in My Eyes → Send In My Eyes, Sad Enemy Eyes, Stand In My Eyes, Saint in my Eyes
- Sanding My Eyes (because the goggles do nothing!)
Sandy Mitchell → Saintly Mitchell (ironic of course, because the title character of that film is decidedly not saintly)
Sanity Slippage → Saintly Slippage
- Sanity Sippage
The Sarah Connor Chronicles → The Sarah Jane Adventures
Sarcasm Failure → Starscream Failure (Yet again!)
- Likewise, Sarcasm Mode → Starscream Mode (Converts from fighter jet into snarky, backstabbing robot and back!)
Sasami → Sashimi. Although since the person in question was from another planet.....
Satan Is Good → Satan Is God, Seitan Is Goat
- Satin Is Good
Saved by the Bell → Saved By Zatch Bell
- Stalked by the Bell
- Saved By The Hell
- Saved By The Idiot Ball
- Stalked by Hell
Saving Sarah Cain → Saving Sarah Palin → Craving Sarah Palin
Scarf of Asskicking → Scar Of Asskicking, Scar of Asskicking
- Scar of Asskicking
Scary Impractical Armor → Scarily Practical Ammo
Schala Lives → Schala Lives (with a long i, as in "extra lives")
SCP Foundation → SPC Foundation, SCV Foundation, SDP Foundation (How is this possible)
Scooby Stack → Scooby Snack
The Scrappy → The Crappy (more appropriate actually))
- The Cappy
  - The Other Cappy
- The Scrappy + Screenwriters = Scrappy Writers
Screams Like a Little Girl → Samus Is A Little Girl, Samus Is A Ghoul, Seams Like A Little Grill
Screw the Rules I Have Plot → Screw The Rules I Have Pot
Se7en → Semen
Seasonal Rot → Seasonal Riot, Sensational Rot, Sensational Riot, Seasonal Rat, Seasonal Plot
Second Episode Morning → Second Episode Mourning (all the characters shed a tear for the Sacrificial Lamb)
Sedgwick Speech → Sedgewick Smooch
Seinfeld Is Unfunny → Seinfeld Is A Bunny
- Springfield Is Unfunny
  - And while we're at it, Seinfeldian Conversation → Springfieldian Conversation
- Or it could be Springfield is Unfunny
Selective Gravity → Selective Gravy
Self-Insert Fic → Self Service Fic
- Selfish Server (he's only doing it for himself)
- Self Insertion Fic
Self-Made Orphan → Spell Made Orphan, Self Made Opium
- Self Made Ophan
- Self Made Oprah
- Self Made Oufan
Sempai-Kohai → Sempai Kohei
Serial Killer Killer → Serial Killer Whale
Series Continuity Error → Serious Continuity Error
Series Goal → Series Goat, Surly Goat
Seven Minute Lull → Seven Minute LOL → Seven Minute Loli
Seven Is Nana → Seven of Nine
Sex Changes Everything → Sex Change Is Everything
- Hex Changes Everything
  - Hentai Changes Everything
Shaving Is Science → Sharing Is Science, Shaving In Silence, Shaving His Science
Shibi Aburame → Spirit Albarn
Ship Tease → Strip Tease
Shipper on Deck → Stripper On Deck
Shirtless Scene → Shitless Scene
- Or, in other context, Shitless Scene
- Shiftless Scene
Shock and Awe → Spock and Awe
Shonen Hair → Shaven Hair (theatre)
Shoo Out the Clowns → Shoot Out The Clowns
Shoot Out the Lock → Shout-Out The Lock → Shout Out To The Rock
Shopping Montage → Shipping Montage, Shopping For Montage, Shopping For Mortgages
Shotgun Wedding → Shogun Wedding
Shotoclone → Shotaclone, Shot A Clone, Shotokan > Shokotan
- Shotacon
Significant Reference Date → Starfighter Reference Date
Silence Is Golden → Science Is Golden
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories → Silent Hill Shadow Mommies
Single-Issue Wonk → Single Issue Wank, Single Issue Work
Sitch Sexuality → Stitch Sexuality
Skyward Sword → Squidward Sword
Smug Snake → Smug Snape, Smug Sasuke, Snug Snake
- Or Smug Snake
Snark Bait → Snake Bait, Shark Bait, Snark Bite, Shark Bite, Snake Bite
Snatch → Snatch Adams
- Snicket Warning Label → Snickers Warning Label
- ...*kasplodey*
- Snatcher
Snowlems → Snow Lems
So Bad Its Horrible → So Bad It's Dr. Horrible, So Bad It's Qrrbrbirlbel
So Bad It's Horrible: Wrestling → So Bad, It's Horrible Wrestling
Socially Awkward Hero → Sexually Awkward Hero
Social Semi-Circle → Socialism Circle, Special Sim Circle
Sociopathic Soldier → Slakoth Soldier
Something Else Also Rises → Something Else Almost Rises
Something Something Leonard Bernstein → Something Something Rugal Bernstein (GENOCIDE CUTTAH!! HAHAHAHAHA!)
So Once Again the Day Is Saved → So Once Again, It Was His Sled
- So Once Again, I Save The Day
Sorry I Left the BGM On → Sorry I Left the BFG On
- Sorry I Let The BFG In
- Sorry I Left The BDSM On
- So What Are You Shaving?
Spacebattles.com → Spaceballs.com
Spam Attack → Sperm Attack
- Spain Attack
- Spam Attach (soft ch sound)
The Spectacular Spider-Man → The Spectator Spider-Man
Spice Rack Panacea → Spice Rack Placenta, Spice Rack Pangea, Spice Rack Pancreas, Spam Rice Pandora → Spam Razors, Pandora!
Spin to Deflect Stuff → Spin To Detect Stuff, Spot To Reflect Stuff
Spooks → Sporks
Spotlight-Stealing Squad → Spotlight-Stealing Squid
Squishy Wizard → Squicky Wizard
Stalking Mission → Stalking Minion
- Staking Mission
- STALKER Mission
Starkit's Prophecy → Sharktits Prophecy
Starwing → Starwang
- Starving
Stat Grinding → Start Grinding (Because You Have To)
Statler and Waldorf → Stantler And Bidoof
- Statler And Waldo
Statuesque Stunner → Shatneresque Stunner
Stealth Hi Bye → "Self High Five"
Stern Chase → Stem Chase (blame it on keming...)
Stern Teacher → Stunt Teacher
"Stop Having Fun!" Guys → Stop Hating Fun Guys, Stop Having Fungi
Stop Helping Me! → Stop Hugging Me → Stop Mugging Me
Street Fighter → Skeet Fighter → Keet Fighter
Stringy-Haired Ghost Girl → Stingy Haired Ghost Girl
Stripped to the Bone → Strapped To The Bomb
Stupid Sexy Flanders → Stupid Sexy Flandre
Subdued Section → Subdued Seduction
- Subdued Vivisection
Subspace Ansible → Subspace Asshole
Subtitles Are Superfluous → Subtleties Are Superfluous, Subtitles Are Super Floss
Such a Phony → Such A Pony
- Such A Brony
Suit-Up of Destiny → Shut Up of Destiny
Superman → Stupidman
Supermarionation → Super Mario Nation (We wish!)
Super Sentai → Super Hentai (I can't believe we don't have this one)
Super Serum → Super Sperm (or Sperm Serum—would explain why Captain America never divulged the ingredients)
- Super See-Rum (wonder if Jack would like this?)
Surprisingly Improved Sequel → Surprisingly Improvised Sequel
Suspiciously Apropos Music → Suspiciously, A Porpoise's Music
- Suspiciously Appropriate Music (which actually relates to the subject)
Sweet Polly Oliver → Sweet Tommy Oliver
Swiss Army Appendage → Swiss Army Bondage
- Swiss Army Appendectomy