Eden Eternal/Funny

The intro expansion for the Zumi race reveals that one of the things they fight for is 'Momma's cheese wheel'.
One NPC asks you to collect light and dark essences from enemies so that he can make a hair tonic cream and throws a tantrum when it fails to work. He's a humanoid turtle.
"We follow a simple code of thieves. First we kill you, then we take your stuff."