Downton Abbey/Drinking Game
- Sip every time:
- Thomas and O'Brien are jerks for no apparent reason.
- Sybil says/does something that pisses off her parents.
- Violet and/or Cora fight(s) with Isobel.
- Mary reacts adversely to not getting her way.
- Edith hits on whomever comes to dinner.
- Mary gets hit on by whomever comes to dinner.
- Anna hits on Bates.
- Mrs. Patmore is verbally abusive toward Daisy.
- Bates is cryptic about his past.
- Daisy needs someone to explain to her AGAIN that:
- Thomas isn't interested (Season 1).
- She did the right thing by marrying William (Season 2).
- Ethel acts too big for her britches.
- Someone says something about the war "changing everything."
- Mr. Carson breaks up or disapproves of some tomfoolery.
- Take a shot every time:
- We are reminded that Bates is disabled.
- Thomas and O'Brien go out for Evil Smoking.
- The family ignores or insults Edith.
- Cora and Robert are cute together (if watching Season 1).
- Cora and Robert get in a stupid argument (if watching Season 2).
- Violet lets off a good one-liner.
- Matthew and Mary have UST.
- Someone has a moment of happiness that is destroyed by the end of the episode.
- Take a bonus shot if that person is Bates.
- The Pamuk incident is brought up.
- Lavinia and Mary have a heart-to-heart.
- Edith is shown driving.
- Sir Richard does something manipulative.
- Anna/Bates, Mary/Matthew, or Sybil/Branson have an Almost Kiss.
- Finish your drink and pour yourself a new one every time:
- Edith and Mary try to ruin each other's lives.
- Vera Bates tries to ruin her husband's life.
- A historical event factors into the storyline.
- Robert finds out that Bates/Thomas/O'Brien has done something bad.
- Dr. Clarkson is wrong about something.
- Someone demonstrates a technological innovation and Violet reacts with horror.
- Yet another character turns out to be a Matthew/Mary Shipper on Deck.
- Someone is nice to Daisy.
- A wedding that is scheduled for the near future gets unexpectedly canceled.
- O'Brien or Thomas is shown to have a heart after all.
- Anna/Bates, Mary/Matthew or Sybil/Branson have an actual kiss.
We are not responsible for the state of your liver at the end of the game.
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