Confused Matthew/YMMV
- He Panned It, Now He Sucks: Oh dear...
- I Am Not Shazam: Confused Matthew has three real names, and none of them are "Matthew", as revealed in a Facebook post from 2016.
- You Keep Using That Word: Matthew will frequently say that a movie has no plot, story, characters or people in it or that it is about nothing. Generally what he means is that these elements are insufficiently developed for his taste, though he has said he literally believes 2001: A Space Odyssey has no plot. This is akin to saying a movie has no script.