Captain SNES/Funny
- Captain SNES makes his jailor wish he had some Brain Bleach.
- In the Captain SNES Chrono Trigger Rip Off crossover, Captain SNES taking out Lavos Magus with SNES's Fruit Pies laced with Chocopectate
- Round 8 of the Date Captain SNES contest. Luigi activates Negative Zone at the same time that Alanis Morisette activates her Power of Irony. This breaks reality. We don't get to see all of what ensues, but a philosophical President Tyrannosaurus is involved.
- PRETTY RAINBOW APOCALYPSE COMBO!
- Mario's refusal to help Megaman against a giant radioactive Q-bert rampaging through Nexus because Megaman's "tried everything he could think of" didn't involve jumping on his head. Mario knows how this works.
- That is, in fact, exactly how the giant radioactive Q-bert is eventually defeated. Always listen to Mr. Red 'Stache.
- The conclusion of Cid's daughter's story about her father's wooing of her mother. Between the genuineness of the Family-Unfriendly Aesop delivered, the mass horrified look of everyone, and Kainazzo's Even Evil Has Standards moment.
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Kainazzo!Cecil: That was almost certainly the worst story I've ever heard. It offended even my morals and sensibilities. |
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