Captain Novolin/YMMV
- Demonic Spiders: Any enemy that shoots projectiles.
- Fountain of Memes
- Goddamned Bats: Cookies, which jump when you jump.
- Narm: All over the place.
- So Bad, It's Good: In spades.
- Uncanny Valley: The "realistic" doctors that help remind Captain Novolin of his diet plan and insulin schedule. They have a rather... unsettling stare.