Belgariad/Drinking Game
Drinking game for Belgariad:
- Go ahead. Take a drink every time someone does something "bleakly". Or is bemused, or has a "sardonic" tone or expression.
- In the Malloreon, "with aplomb" appears enough times to get one drunk on even the mildest of beverages.
- Take a sip whenever Silk says something sarcastic.
- Take a sip whenever Garion says "Why me?"
- Take two sips whenever Polgara makes porridge.
- Chug your drink if Silk shows disdain for it.
- Finish your drink if he refers to it as gruel.
- Chug your drink if Silk shows disdain for it.
- Take a sip whenever an Arend suggests doing something stupid
- Take two sips if it's something impossible
- Finish your drink if it actually makes sense.
- Take two sips if it's something impossible
- Take a sip whenever a character is brainwashed by the enemy.
- Take two if it's Ce'Nedra.
- Take a sip whenever the orb is compared to a small child or animal.
- Take a sip whenever Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe is used.
- Finish your drink if it isn't an Arend.
- Take a sip whenever Ce'Nedra and Garion get into an argument.
- Chug if Garion wins.
- Take a sip whenever Polgara and Belgarath get into an argument.
- Chug whenever Belgarath wins.
- Take a sip whenever Liselle and Silk get into an argument.
- Chug whenever Silk wins.
- Finish your drink and drink an entire bottle of vodka if a man ever wins an argument against a woman.
- Take a sip whenever Beldin is compared, in appearance, to a troll.
- Take two sips whenever Barak turns into a bear.
- Take three if he angsts about it.
- Finish your drink whenever Relg goes on a rant about women.
- Take a sip whenever Zakath appears with his kitties.
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